The Labour party is the party of the people
Join us and have your part
So long as that part is the part of the people
That, comrade, is the art.
And the part of the people is in our hearts
So you need not worry
Let us guide you on from here
But first we’ll take your money.
And because we know you all so well
In fact we do not need you
Didn’t you read the secret notes
From the party meeting?
We’ve decided, though you chose
and that was very noble,
But we’ve decided, we can’t act
with this, well, this no-one.
What do you think the media think
And our friends at whitehall
When we turn up with this poor scruff?
It will be our downfall…
We can barely understand
what it is he’s saying
with social justice this and that
Lord, he’s got us praying.
We know this worries all the volk
The ones who put us here
That we might take a different path
One we can’t repeal.
But don’t you worry, we’ve done our part:
Betrayed him with all haste.
There’s this craze that’ll get us in
They call it ‘being racist’.