Q. Two things were offered to the river: a statue – and a man. For which do you think England grieved the most?

A. St Geórgios will rise from the Aire with David, cos a martyr knows a martyr

Q. Take five smooth stones from the river bed, which formed a pillow for his head. Take five stones, and then?

A. Somewhere goliath is waiting

Q. And on the Headrow the trees of Sherwood forest sway with their shadows. Who is the avenger stalking among them?

A. A bow and arrow are rising